About Us
Here at Finest News, our number one goal is to provide the juiciest and most accurate1 news to you before any other news outlet! We aim to please, and if you’re not satisfied, please let us know. All news is filtered through our proprietary news verification technology2. If you find any errors, or if you find any unverifiable3 articles, contact us immediately and we’ll reimburse4 you for your trouble.
We were founded with one thing in mind: being able to write the best articles. Not only do we write the best articles, we receive news before any other outlet. To add the cherry to the top, it’s all exclusive to us. That means you won’t ever see a duplicate article from a different news publisher. If you do, contact us immediately and we’ll send hitmen to “take care” of the thieves.
We were founded with one thing in mind: being able to write the best articles. Not only do we write the best articles, we receive news before any other outlet. To add the cherry to the top, it’s all exclusive to us. That means you won’t ever see a duplicate article from a different news publisher. If you do, contact us immediately and we’ll send hitmen to “take care” of the thieves.
1 Accurate to the best of our knowledge.
2 Sounds fancy, huh?
3 If you can’t verify an article, either can we.
4 We’ll reimburse you with laughter.
